BP ELECTRONICS TECHNICIAN : “ WE GOT THE DRILL STUCK ."

THERE'S ANOTHER LEAK 5 OR 6 MILES AWAY

G. SACHS' FABRICE TOURRE SAYS " SUCK IT UP BIRDIES AND FISHIES, I'M ROLLIN' IN THE DOUGH. "

   June 11/2010-12:22 AM EST.

 Goldman Sachs Reveals it Shorted Gulf of Mexico

 ( EDIT ) This story has been exposed as a satirical piece, the extent of any facts contained herein, if any, is unknown to me .

A SERIES OF LUCKY COINCIDENCES INVOLVING BP AND GOLDMAN SACHS

GOLDMAN SACHS SELLS $ 250 MILLION OF BP STOCK BEFORE SPILL